Best quote ever?

I was doing some reading this morning and came across this jewel of a quote that is possibly one of the most interesting quotes I’ve ever read, certainly one of the funniest:

“The last time the Chinese came,” he remarked, “they stayed one thousand years… I prefer to smell French turd for five years, rather than eat Chinese dung for the rest of my life.”

They just don’t make ’em like that anymore.